Disclaimer : This is a spoof, just for humor Intention is not to hurt any body but just for providing some laugh
Written this blog post after watching Rahuls interview on Times Now on 28th Jan.
Rahul, a scientist in Dr. Reddy's Laboratories was the poster boy in his office on 5th Feb, as he has invented a new drug antinonse which controls people from speaking nonsense. When contacted to comment on his new invention Rahul declined to speak to our xyz now news channel and he complained we are the one who should be using the medicine first. We contacted his dearest friend vijay and could find out the details, Vijay went on to say that we are the ones behind the invention of the drug, as always we are excited to know this (of course we are excited most of the times for nothing and you can understand our excitement on knowing this). Vijay went on to add that, he knows Rahul from his childhood and they are like cheddy buddies, and he said "From childhood Rahul used to feel bad about his name as there is no national leader/ sports person with name Rahul, but once after Rahul Dravid made his debut in international cricket in 1996 from then on he felt proud as Dravid was regarded as one of the best batsman ever produced in India and he stood for sincerity, ethics and integrity throughout his career as a cricketer and people used to identify with him. Recently for the past 4 years however he again started feeling bad again and i being his close friend asked him the reason and the reason he told me moved me to tears and he said people started talking about Rahul Dravids retirement and every body around him started identifying him with Rahul Gandhi as he was projected as next PM of India. He used to feel so bad about it and spent so many sleepless nights thinking about how he can be happy and stop people making fun of him by calling him Rahul Gandhi, then he got this idea of joining a drug company and make some medicines which make people more intelligent than they actually are and make RaGa have couple of those pills. He joined Dr. Reddy's Laboratories as junior scientist and started his research. He actually invented couple of medicines and tried them on his boss as his level of intelligence almost matches with that of RaGa (which on a IQ scale is between 0-0.5) but the medicine failed as his boss showed no improvement after consuming his drug, it took almost 4 years for making this drug but all his efforts went in vain and on 28th Jan Rahul watched the interview aired on your xyz now channel with RaGa as it was projected as the biggest interview of the year and he tried to commit suicide for the obvious reason that people will tease him from the next day by calling him RaGa. I went to his house right after the interview assuming he will be devastated watching the onslaught your news anchor has created.As expected he was crying at the top of his voice and started abusing everyone and everything around him and suddenly went inside the bedroom, i waited for him for couple of minutes in the guest room and got suspicious as he didn't comeback for 5 mins, when i went and saw he took the extreme decision of committing suicide and tried to cut his throat with a scalpel, i broke open the door and consoled him and told him the option to change his name to say Netaji/Lal bahadur shastri/ Vallabhai Patel or to more latest Vajpayee/Narsimha rao but he didn't accept that then i talked to him about his recent invention, which he said is waste of time as it didn't improve our bosses intelligence, then i told him about my observation over the past week that our boss is making some sense when he speaks which was unlike him as he used to speak non-sense most the time, suddenly he was overwhelmed by happiness and from the very next day we started doing some more research on our boss and could note down the results and after almost a month long dose our boss now talks only 10 min non-sense in an hour which was earlier almost for 50 mins though his intelligence didn't improve much. We are giving the drug to couple of our neighbors making them for our clinical trail, who have similar traits as our boss and the results are encouraging. Then we went to our management and discussed about the drug and its effects and all about our research. Our management was kind enough to consider our reaserch and informed all this to one Diggy who is allegedly very close to RaGa,knowing this Diggy felt very happy and he took one complete course, as he is the best nonsense speaker ever born in India and the results are encouraging, also RaGa is very happy hearing about the medicine and he could escape from mamma's scolding once and for all once he complete this course." concluded Vijay. When asked to comment both RaGa and Diggy declined to comment.
The drug antinonse will be available from next month once the mass production starts, Dr. Reddy's actually planning to start selling this in retail by opening shops near 10 janpath and 24 Akbar road aswell.
Written this blog post after watching Rahuls interview on Times Now on 28th Jan.
Rahul, a scientist in Dr. Reddy's Laboratories was the poster boy in his office on 5th Feb, as he has invented a new drug antinonse which controls people from speaking nonsense. When contacted to comment on his new invention Rahul declined to speak to our xyz now news channel and he complained we are the one who should be using the medicine first. We contacted his dearest friend vijay and could find out the details, Vijay went on to say that we are the ones behind the invention of the drug, as always we are excited to know this (of course we are excited most of the times for nothing and you can understand our excitement on knowing this). Vijay went on to add that, he knows Rahul from his childhood and they are like cheddy buddies, and he said "From childhood Rahul used to feel bad about his name as there is no national leader/ sports person with name Rahul, but once after Rahul Dravid made his debut in international cricket in 1996 from then on he felt proud as Dravid was regarded as one of the best batsman ever produced in India and he stood for sincerity, ethics and integrity throughout his career as a cricketer and people used to identify with him. Recently for the past 4 years however he again started feeling bad again and i being his close friend asked him the reason and the reason he told me moved me to tears and he said people started talking about Rahul Dravids retirement and every body around him started identifying him with Rahul Gandhi as he was projected as next PM of India. He used to feel so bad about it and spent so many sleepless nights thinking about how he can be happy and stop people making fun of him by calling him Rahul Gandhi, then he got this idea of joining a drug company and make some medicines which make people more intelligent than they actually are and make RaGa have couple of those pills. He joined Dr. Reddy's Laboratories as junior scientist and started his research. He actually invented couple of medicines and tried them on his boss as his level of intelligence almost matches with that of RaGa (which on a IQ scale is between 0-0.5) but the medicine failed as his boss showed no improvement after consuming his drug, it took almost 4 years for making this drug but all his efforts went in vain and on 28th Jan Rahul watched the interview aired on your xyz now channel with RaGa as it was projected as the biggest interview of the year and he tried to commit suicide for the obvious reason that people will tease him from the next day by calling him RaGa. I went to his house right after the interview assuming he will be devastated watching the onslaught your news anchor has created.As expected he was crying at the top of his voice and started abusing everyone and everything around him and suddenly went inside the bedroom, i waited for him for couple of minutes in the guest room and got suspicious as he didn't comeback for 5 mins, when i went and saw he took the extreme decision of committing suicide and tried to cut his throat with a scalpel, i broke open the door and consoled him and told him the option to change his name to say Netaji/Lal bahadur shastri/ Vallabhai Patel or to more latest Vajpayee/Narsimha rao but he didn't accept that then i talked to him about his recent invention, which he said is waste of time as it didn't improve our bosses intelligence, then i told him about my observation over the past week that our boss is making some sense when he speaks which was unlike him as he used to speak non-sense most the time, suddenly he was overwhelmed by happiness and from the very next day we started doing some more research on our boss and could note down the results and after almost a month long dose our boss now talks only 10 min non-sense in an hour which was earlier almost for 50 mins though his intelligence didn't improve much. We are giving the drug to couple of our neighbors making them for our clinical trail, who have similar traits as our boss and the results are encouraging. Then we went to our management and discussed about the drug and its effects and all about our research. Our management was kind enough to consider our reaserch and informed all this to one Diggy who is allegedly very close to RaGa,knowing this Diggy felt very happy and he took one complete course, as he is the best nonsense speaker ever born in India and the results are encouraging, also RaGa is very happy hearing about the medicine and he could escape from mamma's scolding once and for all once he complete this course." concluded Vijay. When asked to comment both RaGa and Diggy declined to comment.
The drug antinonse will be available from next month once the mass production starts, Dr. Reddy's actually planning to start selling this in retail by opening shops near 10 janpath and 24 Akbar road aswell.
